- "Everyone head for deep space! I have to go to the bathroom, but it's too crowded on this planet and you'll all hear me..." -Gavin, age 7
- "Where's my i-pod?" -Ben, age 2 (And no, he does not own an i-pod or any similar device).
- "I don't like organic. I like Fruit Loops." -Gavin
- "When I stick out my tongue and touch my lip, I can feel my man-hairs." -Shiloh, age 5
- "Mom, does the President think his job is just for fun?" -Henry, age 4
- "I'd feel better if I was driving." -Shiloh, from the backseat.
- "When I'm a teenager, I'm going to stay up super late - till 9 - and eat cereal!" -Gavin, the rebellious.
- "Where are the matches?" - Henry
- "The alphabet would have made more sense if I had written it." -Shiloh
- "Do you have to obey the rules if you're in jail for breaking them already? Like, do you have to brush your teeth?" -Gavin
- "That was a speed lemon." -Henry, referring to an old, but very loud and fast, car.
- "That was the worst cake I've ever had!" -Shiloh, telling a friend's mom his opinion on their homemade birthday cake.
- "Princesses are too girlish and I am not too girlish so I do not like princesses." -Henry, logic.
- "It's too bad Oreos aren't good for you. But at least there's still goat cheese." -Gavin
- "It's good for us to watch Veggie Tales movies. It makes us like vegetables and there's always some Bible words at the end. So can we have some crackers while we watch it?" -Shiloh
- "Mom, you can't dance." -Ben (it's true.)
- "If we could just make a fire and cook meat, we would be happy." -Henry, the very male child.
- "Don't throw Ben's diaper away! If a bad guy tries to come in, we can scare him away with it!" -Shiloh
- "It would be easier if you'd just let me have a credit card." -Gavin
- "I'm not dirty enough to be cleaned yet!" -Henry
- "You don't know how hard it is to be a boy, Mom. You're just pregnant." -Shiloh
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